100+ Best Autism Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Dwarf

Anonymous · 5 years ago

What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?

Guy

super cool joke man · 8 years ago

Gay guy?

Poo poo packed, lol.

Shooting

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Mama

Karlee Raleigh · 8 years ago

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

Name

Anonymous · 7 years ago

Callum Coulter

Neurodiversity

FS · 2 years ago

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

Fanbase

Matthew123 · 2 years ago

The Twilight fanbase.

School Shooter

School Shooter Memes · 5 years ago

When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"

Woman

cardiopulmonary resuscitation · 1 year ago

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

Syndrome

Sexualmotherfucka · 2 years ago

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Kid

Anonymous · 3 years ago

What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?

Special Forces incoming!

God

Robust Silverfish · 3 months ago

A screenshot of two YouTube comments. The first comment is by @CHUCKYVERT, stating that God always works and mentioning an autistic cousin who became a multimillionaire. The reply is by @LucasPeterson-v5r, mockingly agreeing and saying God is the love of his life, adding 'God go boom boom in my heart all praise lordy ma'bumko hero of the African warlord ik'bo'.

Sign

Cosmo idk · 9 months ago

A billboard against a purple and pink cloudy sky with text that reads: "THIS IS YOUR SIGN! TELL AN AUTISTIC PERSON 'I LOVE YOU!'" followed by the social media handle "@ALLAROUNDARIELLE".

Pedophile

MEME LORD · 2 years ago

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

Dolphin

Big Jim · 11 months ago

Any suggestions? Anything helps

A picture shows a deer swimming in blue water. The text below the image reads: 'I think my dolphin has autism'.

Autism test

Mafuyu Asahina · 2 years ago

You are the special

The image shows Emmet Brickowski from The Lego Movie. The text overlay reads, "Me asking my dad how I got 100% on the Autism Test even though I didn't practice for it: ...because you are The Special."

Friend

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A still from Donkey Kong 64 is on the left side of the image. Text to the right of Donkey Kong spells out the acronym 'FRIENDS' with the first entry being 'F. Autism'.

Emotion

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."

Community talk

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I HAVE AUTISMMMMMMMmMMMMM!!!!!

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Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3

The Defector

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more