100+ Best Autism Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

Name

Callum Coulter

Memes

Pedophile

A screenshot from SpongeBob SquarePants. In the center, SpongeBob, smiling, holds hands with Squidward Tentacles, who has a neutral expression. A fish character watches them from the left with a slightly startled expression. The caption above reads: 'When you've finally had enough of your autistic brother, so you decide to sell him to the local pedophile'

Reason

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!

News

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Memes

People

Sign

A billboard against a purple and pink cloudy sky with text that reads: "THIS IS YOUR SIGN! TELL AN AUTISTIC PERSON 'I LOVE YOU!'" followed by the social media handle "@ALLAROUNDARIELLE".

Scientist

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".

Friend

A still from Donkey Kong 64 is on the left side of the image. Text to the right of Donkey Kong spells out the acronym 'FRIENDS' with the first entry being 'F. Autism'.

Fish

my fish

A deer is shown swimming in a pool. The text says, "I think my fish has autism."

Quiz

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

Depression

The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."

Community

Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3

Dear Sarah,

Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

I'm so fucking autistic I have to go to a autism center called centria every weekday