Autism jokes

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Joke.

Fuck off!

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

pussi

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:

A Quiet Place?

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅

Poo.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!