Autism jokes
My gamer tag is TheBigAut.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
Connor Davison
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Pacman
Psyonix's OCE servers.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Joke.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Fuck off!
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
pussi
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"