Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?
Special forces.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Connor Davison
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call a gay friend?
Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.
Joke.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"