Autism jokes
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
Your mom gay.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
I can't with these, LMAOO!
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Fuck off!
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.