Autism

Autism jokes

Pee

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

Memes

Pony

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Kid

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.

Army

What do you call an army of autistic people with guns?

Special forces.

Shooter

When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

Child

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.