Autism jokes
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Joke.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!
Your mother.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Poo.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
I'm autistic.