Autism jokes

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

I'm autistic.

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

What do you call an orphan running home?

He couldn't find home.

What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?

Autistemist Prime.

I can't with these, LMAOO!

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

My gamer tag is TheBigAut.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

What do you call a kid in a hot tub?

Vegetable soup.

Connor Davison