Autism jokes
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
pussi
"Autism be like..."
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards." It is not cool.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Fuck off!
Poo.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Connor Davison
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?