Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
You are the special
Poo.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
"Autism be like..."
My son.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
An autistic kid.
Imagine.
What do you call an autistic daughter?