Autism jokes

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.

I'm autistic.

Why did you say hi?

Because you wanted to.

Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

pussi

Imagine.

Poo.