Autism test jokes

I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?