Autism jokes
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
My son.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Im so special
An autistic man walks into a bra.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
What do you call a Censor with Autism?
A Censorspaz.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?