Autism jokes

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

What do birds and autistic people have in common?

They both flap their arms.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).