Autism jokes

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

What do you call an army of autistic people?

Special forces!

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?