Autism

Autism jokes

Friend

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Autistic people

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Autistic

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

People

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

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  • Guy

    Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.

    Bird

    What do birds and autistic people have in common?

    They both flap their arms.

    Syndrome

    Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

    Autistic person

    Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

    Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

    (Not meant to be triggering).

    Bird

    What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

    They both flap their arms, lol.

    Girl

    I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

    How does she know I have that?