Autism jokes
"Autism be like..."
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
Your mother.
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."