Autism jokes
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
I'm autistic.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?