Autism jokes

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?

Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.

(Not meant to be triggering).

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?

Ass Burgers.

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?

There was a new texture pack.

Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?

She had a meltdown.

Hahahahaha......... Autism.

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?

Target practice.

What is better, autism or Down syndrome?

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?