Autism jokes
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
Why should you lose your virginity to an autistic person?
Because virginity needs to be lost with someone special.
What do autistic kids and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic person who is a dumbass? A dumbism.
I'm the autism.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.