Genetics jokes
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
Our family is known for unusually sloppy diarrhea.
It runs in our jeans.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Why was the chicken black and the other were white? Adoption!
Your gene pool is more like a gene puddle.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
LEO is the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.