Genetics jokes
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes? The Inbredibles.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Even though I look completely white, I am apparently 70% black!
Until I realized that it was a mouth swab test.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish? A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
Hands down, syndromes are bad.
Life has ups and downs, and they had downs.
My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck