Genetics jokes
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
If I had a face like yours, I would sue my parents.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
Why can't two Asians have a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
I'm better than you in every single way... I even have an extra chromosome.