Genetics

Genetics Jokes

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Asian

Why can't two Asians make a white kid?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Body Part

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.

Murder

Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?

All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.

Insult

If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.

Inbreeding

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Goat

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • Asian

    Why can't two Asians have a white kid?

    Because two wongs don't make a white.

    DNA

    I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

    Mom

    Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.