Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun?
Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?