I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Want to know why parents don't get school shooting jokes?
Because they are aimed at a younger audience.
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
I can hear the whole world booing me.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres. XD
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people? I'D HIT THAT
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do we tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast!
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people? What’s up.
