Audience

Audience Jokes

Hater

Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Guy

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

Joe Biden

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Hitler

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Vegetable

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Rapper

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?

So the haters could SUCK on him!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?

To sweep the competition!

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?

"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?

To WASH AWAY the haters!

Movie Star

Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?

He didn't have a good counter act!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?

To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.