Audience

Audience Jokes

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!