Attraction jokes
Have you ever wondered how your teachers would look if they were 20 years younger than they actually are? I bet some of them would be smoking hot. Especially my 25-year-old English teacher. I'd bang her if she were 20 years younger.
Boy: Hey! I love you...
Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.
*boy sent a pic of his dic*
Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Women are so scary. Does anybody know what is wrong with them?
rate me honestly
like this if u think its sexy
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when you find out someone ugly ass hell like you
Me:get glasses me after looking at my crush
Oop- get called out
Community talk
He has such a biteable neck
Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more
Gang what have I missed? All I see now are newbies in the meme section, some flowerly flowers in the community, cosmo being a "minor-attractes person" and Cupcake sending shit around? I this the same cup/madi or is it an alt or someone new