Attraction jokes

My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...

What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?

"I'd smash that."

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

What do girls and rocks have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.

"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.

"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.

"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"

"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!"

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."