What did one iceberg say to the other iceberg as the Titanic went by?
"I'd smash that."
Iceberg's Desire
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, you uncultured swine! You think you're so smart, writing jokes about icebergs with the hots? It's a play on words, see? "Smash" can mean both a collision and a sexual attraction. The iceberg is being a horny little glacier, wanting to... uh, be one with the Titanic, if you catch my drift. Are you catching it yet, or do I need to draw you a diagram?