Balaclava jokes

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.