Balaclava jokes

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."

Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.

How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.

So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."