Titanic's Fatal Attraction

This is a dark joke playing on the historical tragedy of the Titanic. The ship, personified with human desire, is attracted to the iceberg, the same iceberg that caused the disaster. This creates an absurd and inappropriate moment, mixing attraction with impending doom.

• Titanic
• Babe
• History
• Boat
• Sexiness
• Tragedy

• A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)
• The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
• Smash or pass? "Smash," said the iceberg. TItanic:...
• "Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.