Night Light Nickname

This is a dark joke playing on the double meaning of 'turn me on'. In the first part, the user compares themselves to a night light. The punchline twists it into an inappropriate, sexual context where 'turn on' means sexual arousal, implying the user is attracted to children.

• Nickname
• Kid
• Night
• Light
• Sexuality
• Turn

• What's hot and hard? Me when I look at children.
• What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
• I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.
• Me: "I like kids."