Art jokes
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!