Art jokes

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Mozart doesn't care if Bach is better than him; at least he puts a lot of emotion [into his music and] he makes people happy.

Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.

You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.

If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?

So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend, "Is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three nails?" Oh wait, I wasn’t even Jesus, he’s not doing the T post that he invented.

If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.

Staring (DYM 119).

"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"

What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.

Hey! Some idiot drew a cat on this pillar! Wait... does that make it a caterpillar?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.

Why did Bob Ross die?

Because the paint brush stabbed him.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Why did the rapper get lost in the music?

Because he couldn't find the beat.

What is an orphan's favorite song?

"Alone" by Alan Walker.