Real Jesus vs Picture

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  • What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying it only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus, but it took multiple nails to crucify the real Jesus. It's a dark joke, which is probably the only kind of joke your dumb brain can understand, chucklehead.

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