What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Real Jesus vs Picture
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying it only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus, but it took multiple nails to crucify the real Jesus. It's a dark joke, which is probably the only kind of joke your dumb brain can understand, chucklehead.