its like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
q: what are women better than men at doing
a: winning arguments
q: what are men better than women at doing
a: winning swimming titles
My mom told me ̈YOU SON OF A B!TCH. ̈ i told her ̈i may be a son of a b!ch butat least i am not the bitch ̈. she hated me forever.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
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one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
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*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
