If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to Orphan
A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, sl*t!" I walked towards him. "I prefer slit." I said. "Why?" He asked. "You see this wrists?" I spat at him.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort"...
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said “we will talk about this when we are on the ground”
you and your sister always get into a fight a she says "i dont care" then you say right away "about you"
*2 friends fighting* Friend 3: cut it out you two!! Friend 4: it wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried...
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing so I threw her out the window instead
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "well that escalated quickly..."
An handicap and an orphan get into a fight the orphan says at least I have two functional legs the handicap at least two functional parents
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again. Husband: Wait dear.. Don’t do it for the sake of our kid! Wife: Kid? Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
