What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
String Theorist's Excuse
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This is a pun based on the complexity of string theory. When someone is caught doing something wrong, they might try to explain it. The humor comes from the fact that string theory is notoriously complex and difficult to explain. The string theorist's attempt to "explain everything" is a nod to this.