Animal jokes
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
You gonna poop someday.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"