Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
squint your eyes
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
I like tortles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!