Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Memes
Ohio BRUH
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."