Animal jokes
Dimetrodon, dimetrodon.
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!