What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Animal Jokes
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
You
You
You're the cow.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you call a fish with a temper?
Undyne.
One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.
