Animal jokes
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
so true
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What do you call a cow on steroids? A bull-y.
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday.
Oh, don’t worry, he’s okay now.
But the vet charged me six quid.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
Once a bird went to search for food. Then suddenly he saw grain on a road. When he saw a bullock cart, he said, "That's too far away." Then the bullock immediately came, and the king bird came, and the deceitful bird said, "Sorry, Majesty, I was wrong to eat this on the road." And then he died, and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it.
"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!