Dog Walking Disaster

Alright, listen up, numbskull! This joke is so dumb it's almost funny. So, this guy, right, he's walking his dog and steps in poop. Instead of saying something normal like, "Oh shit!", he says, "WHAT THE DEUCE!" Like some old-timey cartoon character. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda ridiculous, just like your fashion sense. You probably still wear socks with sandals, don't you?