Animal jokes
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Memes
Ohio BRUH
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
I like tortles.
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.