Animal jokes
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
noot noot
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I like tortles.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.