Animal jokes
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Memes
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
I like tortles.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.