Animal jokes
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
Memes
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
I like tortles.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!