Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
A man takes his dog out and steps in shit. He exclaims "WHAT THE DEUCE!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
