Animal jokes
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
You gonna poop someday.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Memes
noot noot
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
I like tortles.