Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Orphans are monkeys.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
A duck walks into a bar and says, "Got any bread?"
The bartender says, "No bread here."
And then the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender says, "Didn't I just f***ing say that there was no bread here?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?!"
And the bartender says, "You stupid duck! Or should I say d***? There's no bread here. Don't make me say that again, or I'll pin you to the wall with a nail."
So the duck says, "Got any nails?"
And then the bartender looks surprised, and says, "Of course I've got f***ing nails. Can't you see them?"
And the duck says, "Got any bread?"
And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.
