Animal jokes
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you call a sheep with wings?
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why was the cow scared? Cause he had a nightmoo-r.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
I like tortles.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.