Animal jokes
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
What do you call a pig at the beach?
Bacon.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
noot noot
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
You gonna poop someday.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.