Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Animal Jokes
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Orphans are monkeys.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
