Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Hey, listen up! So, the farmer says the steaks are high because the cows are grazing way up in the mountains. But "stakes" also sounds like "steaks," get it? It's a pun, you donut!