Gordon Ramsay jokes
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
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I'LL BE UNDER YOUR TEACHING TONIGHT, WAITING FOR YOUR TOES TO CUT OFF, PAINTING AND STARTING THEM, AND FEEDING GORDON RAMSAY.I'LL BE UNDER YOUR TEACHING TONIGHT, WAITING FOR YOUR TOES TO CUT OFF, PAINTING AND STARTING THEM, AND FEEDING GORDON RAMSAY.
AKO AY ILALIM NG IYONG KATULOAN NGAYONG GABI, NAGHIHINTAY NA TUMIRAIN ANG IYONG mga daliri sa paa, PIRINTO AT PANIMULA ANG MGA ITO, AT IPAKAIN SA GORDON RAMSAY.
AKO AY ILALIM NG IYONG KATULOAN NGAYONG GABI, NAGHIHINTAY NA TUMIRAIN ANG IYONG mga daliri sa paa, PIRINTO AT PANIMULA ANG MGA ITO, AT IPAKAIN SA GORDON RAMSAY.