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7 years ago ·
  • "I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."

    We never saw him again.

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    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude said "kitten me" which sounds like "kidding me" because he loves cats. The funny part is that the friend disappeared, implying someone who hates cats did something bad to them!

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