A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
