Animal jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Memes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I like cats.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.