What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Duck!!
Where??
I like cats.
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
