Animal jokes
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Memes
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.