Animal jokes

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

I like cats.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You-neak up on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

A quack head!

My mom must be a duck then...

My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.

What fish sings?

A tuna.

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"