Animal jokes
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
One time there was a squirrel who died.
It was funny because the squirrel got dead.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.