Animal jokes
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...