Animal jokes
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!