Animal jokes
I like cats.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Memes
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!