Animal jokes
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.
Isn't It Purrfect!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
gomgjg
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I like cats.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.