What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
Two whales went to a bar.
The first whale said, "oooooooohhhhhh." The second whale said, "Greg, I think you're drunk, let's go home."
