Animal jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Aren't I beary good?
rat gaagah?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.