Animal jokes
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.
What is mad cow disease?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"