Animal jokes
Orphans are monkeys.
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Memes
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Duck!!
Where??
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!