Animal jokes
Orphans are monkeys.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Memes
This is a cat, what did you think?
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
Duck!!
Where??
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.