What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
What did one Koala say to the other?
"Help me I'm burning. Aaaugh!!! Oh fuck oh fuck I'm on fire!! AAAAaugh!"
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
What do you call a dabbing cow?
Udder savagery.
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Why did the duck say hi to the other butt?
Because he wanted it to smell good.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
Octopussy.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
What's the difference between a bird and jam?
You can ham your cock in a bird, but you can't bird your cock in a jam.
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog night?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
