Animal jokes
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Memes
very interesting keep talking
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
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Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Duck!!
Where??
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.