Slug jokes
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why is Ronan's forehead the size of Jupiter? Because he dropped the TV on his forehead. It also had rings.
Why is Jupiter's ring stuck in orbit? Because Ronan's forehead kept it stuck in orbit.
Snails are like sperm, slow and sloppy.
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
you.
Humanity.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
Like if you love food!
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
gay fish.
bradley
America.
Beans
A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
What is smegma name?
Only in Ohio.