Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
Alright listen up, smarty pants! So, the student asks a question about rocks and the teacher answers it like they're actually in a car. Then, BAM! The student asks about putting an alligator in a closet, and the teacher can't even think outside the box! The student's all like, "duh, just open the door!" It's funny because the teacher is acting like a dummy. And you remind me of that teacher!
