Animal jokes
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."