Animal jokes
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
What do you call a dog with 2 legs?
It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
"Baaad boy."
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What has four legs and an arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.