Animal jokes
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Beach whales.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.