Animal jokes
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
Memes
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is an owl that wears armor?
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!