Animal jokes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Memes
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What is an owl that wears armor?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Beach whales.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋