Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Animal Jokes
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?
He was stuffed.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
LYNXXXXXXX!
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
