Lawyer on a Fence

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What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

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  • Lawyer
  • Time
  • Animal
  • Morning
  • Rooster
  • Job

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the classic 'what time is it' setup. First, it's a rooster, so morning. Then, an elephant breaks the fence. But the punchline? It's that a lawyer is so heavy and awful that an elephant needs to sit on the fence instead. You probably needed me to tell you that because you are dumb.

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