Two-Legged Dog

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  • What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

    It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, listen up, buttercup. This is so easy even *you* should get it. See, if a dog only has two legs, it "won't come" when you call it because it's, like, disabled. Get it? Your brain is probably as smooth as a bowling ball, though, so maybe not.

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