Animal jokes
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
Memes
What is an owl that wears armor?
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Beach whales.
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?