Animal jokes
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Who is the king of the insects 🐜?
The Monarch!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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