What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
Animal Jokes
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
