Animal jokes
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
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Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Memes
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
My dog got stuck in my ass, help!
What is a cow's favorite dance move?
The milkshake.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.