Animal jokes
What do you get when you are hungry? A dog to eat.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay person's house!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.