Animal jokes
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
Memes
Chicken
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Beach whales.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
If you ever had your nipple ripped off by a possum, you might be a redneck...
What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!
What games do bats like to play at recess?
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋