Hiring a Horse

Alright listen up, chucklenuts! You see, the joke is funny 'cause it's a play on words. When you "hire" someone, it means you're giving them a job. But when you "hire" something, like in this case, it sounds like "higher." So, if you want a horse to be higher up, you just need a ladder. I bet you didn't even know horses can't climb ladders because their hooves are shaped wrong. You probably didn't even know horses have hooves!