Animal jokes
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Memes
experiment
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."