Animal jokes
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
"What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?"
"Sofishticated."
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
LYNXXXXXXX!
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, "There’s gonna be a floody-floody."
Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy.
Get these animals👏out of the arky-arky."
"Leave me alone!"
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.