Animal jokes
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
What did Joe Biden say to the dog? I'm gonna molest you.
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!
When did the cheetah steal from the bakery?
On Black Friday!!!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.