What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Animal Jokes
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
When it comes to bears, of course they always give bear hugs, well what do you call them when they aren't hugging right?
Just barely hugging you! Lol.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
What is an owl that wears armor?
What games do bats like to play at recess?
Beach whales.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What is a rabbit's favorite drink? Hare wine.
