Animal jokes
What's a cheetah's favorite food?
Fast food!
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
The š¦ asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Memes
Take care of yourself
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Kid: Why arenāt koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didnāt have the koala-fication!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Ground beef.
What is mad cow disease?
Who is the king of the insects š?
The Monarch!