Animal jokes
Leo is more useless than a HEDGEHOG with ALOPECIA.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Animals are just... so hot!
What is a mouse’s 🐭 favorite side order?
Cheese Fries 🍟😋
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.
What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
What do lady dogs (bitches) wear to work?
Pant suits.
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.