Animal jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
What is the definition of polish sausage?
š“š Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Memes
i need coffee where can i get some
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! š
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Chicken