Animal jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
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Memes
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Aren't I beary good?
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!