Animal jokes
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Memes
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What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
Aren't I beary good?
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
rat gaagah?
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.