Animal jokes
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
Take care of yourself
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I am a sheep.
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.