Animal jokes
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Good Morning. I LIKE COFEEEEEEE
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
rat gaagah?
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
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