Animal jokes

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.

Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.

Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!

Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

I am a sheep.

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?

Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.

This news: family neuters furry son.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.