Animal jokes
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Eggs don’t cum.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
rat gaagah?
Aren't I beary good?
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?