What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Knife-Wielding Pig
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is so dumb it's kinda funny. A pig that can use a knife becomes a pork chop because, well, that's what pigs turn into when they're, uh, processed. Get it? Probably not, you're not so bright.