What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Animal Jokes
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
