Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Piranha Jokes
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.