Piranha jokes
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!