Piranha jokes

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"