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Piranha

Piranha jokes

Child

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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    • Aquarium

    You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

    The piranha doesn't wear makeup.