Piranha jokes

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.

The bartender asks him why.

And the pirate says:

"Argh, It's driving me nuts."

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A buccaneer!

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.