What Do You Say To A One Legged Hitch Hiker
Hop In
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
The hardest part of picking up a hitch hiker is tieing them up
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