Baby Skunk's Diaper Rash

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. "Read" sounds like "red." Newspapers are "black and read/red all over." So, the joke sets you up to think of a newspaper, but then it's a baby skunk with a rash. Get it? You probably don't, considering you think ketchup is a vegetable. That's why you came to me.