Mozart's Chickens

  • Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

    When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

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    Listen up, you goofball! Mozart offed his chickens because they kept squawking "Bach," like Johann Sebastian Bach, another big-shot composer. It's a play on words, see? Chickens go "Bawk, Bawk," but they sound like they're praising Bach. Also you're probably a furry.

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