Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
Animal Jokes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day.
It was impossible to put down.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
The doe comes out of the woods, shakes herself, and says,
"I can't believe I did that for 2 bucks!"
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
