Animal jokes
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
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If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.