Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, this dog, right? It crosses the road not once, but twice! Why? Because it's chasing a boomerang. Boomerangs come back, see? You probably didn't. It's like trying to catch your own tail, which, knowing you, you've probably tried. But hey, at least you're good for a laugh, even if it's unintentional.