What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Listen here, smarty pants. Chickens say "cluck cluck" but this chicken says "What hap-HENd" which sounds like "What happened" because he's a dumb-dumb. And so are you, that's why you are here. Did you know bears eat 40,000 calories a day to prepare for hibernation? You must eat only 2,000, you twig.